It seems like only yesterday that we the fats let out a collective audible *GASP* when ASOS announced first announced their Curve range. Fast forward 7 years and despite a few general company financial hiccups, the Curve range still remains one ASOS’s biggest earners and is in general one of the frontrunners when it comes […]
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If I had a pound for every time I had tried to start this post only to end up deleting it straight after, I would be a millionaire by now, sunning it up/self-isolating in Bora Bora with a string of Paramours, getting my back broken by a different lover every night but I digress (hey…hey. […]
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Well, we finally made it lads. 2021. I guess. Actually no, I shouldn’t say ‘I guess’, as it’s a miracle any one of us made it through the cesspit that was 2020 alive and/or mentally, emotionally or physically intact tbh. Anyway, according to the last update (as we know how frequently the rules regarding quarantine […]
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Hello friends. Were you aware that there is such a thing as ‘Millennial Purple’? Me neither. Literally found out last week. Anyhoo, in today’s episode of ‘Let’s Put Steph in All The Colours To See How Amazing They Look Against Her Skintone’, I’m coming to you with this royal hue, also known as Melodramatic Purple, […]
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